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You’re just too dumb.
You write too faux-intellectually with these terrible analogies and metaphors. You come off sounding like a seventeen-year-old angst-ridden hipster. Try...
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Richard Branson, Cracked.com
My topic on Richard Branson has been featured on Cracked.com. Check it out here.
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A First Organized Thought on Alien Contact
As seen in Readit Magazine. Extraterrestrial life has returned to the public awareness with full vigor in the last year....
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Solvent Draft
// July 6th, 2007 at 5:43 AM EST, or something likely “I know the pieces fit, because I watched them...
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Meditation in the Park
It’s cold. Not blistering cold. Just a bit wet. Maybe I should get out of the river. No, wait, I...
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Sky Below a Seraphim
Cherished are you Fly along the zephyr To your foreign land Mostly stolen In holy white Blessed purple majesty Laced...
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An Attempt at Fantasy: a Bit of Dialogue
Something strange is in the air. Smells damp. … “Please bother us no longer. We don’t wish to cause disturbance,...
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The Train from Sihnon to Milagro
The train goes from Sihnon to Milagro, and it stops only three times over the entire distance. It takes a...
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John Dies at the End Australian Fan Fiction Competition Entry
This story is an entry to the John Dies at the End fan fiction competition. I was one of the winners....